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The final update
The experiment is over. There used to be a sick stream of the event, but the video has expired. Boo cheap twitch.tv ! :( Anyway here is a...
Johan Malmanger
Sep 171 min read


Week 11 progress: time's up!
The final week of training is done, and now all that is left is to show up and perform on race day this Friday. What could be better than...
Johan Malmanger
Sep 11 min read


Bonus content: Hip Hop banger
Written/produced by psychofreud
Johan Malmanger
Aug 301 min read


High test banger
Need to run fast? Just download this banger. Music/lyrics by Psychofreud. Lyrics [Verse] Johan's feet pound the ground so fast Each step...
Johan Malmanger
Aug 281 min read


Week 10 progress: we gucci
A little shoutout to my nemesis As mentioned in my previous post we were getting tired. Recovery not the same, assorted pains in shins,...
Johan Malmanger
Aug 251 min read


Week 9 update: I'm tired boss
Volume has been increased, I'm doing the things, but definitely never felt as good as I did during the 10k. My pace and effort keeps...
Johan Malmanger
Aug 182 min read


Week 8 progress: the final push begins
After a fucking result this weekend , confidence is high in camp Sjarmanger. However there is still work to be done, and we need to shave...
Johan Malmanger
Aug 111 min read


The walrus strikes back!
The walrus goes for his his second 10k ever, and you won't believe what happens next!! I'm really leaning into this After a night of...
Johan Malmanger
Aug 91 min read


Motivational speech (booking available)
As an aspiring influencer it is important to build an empire, primarily based on gullible viewers and their misery. I'm thinking I can...
Johan Malmanger
Aug 81 min read


Malady strikes! Week 7 update
Disaster strikes as malady infests camp Sjarmanger. As I mentioned in last weeks update I had the beginnings of a cold, and it has gotten...
Johan Malmanger
Aug 42 min read


Week 6 progress: halfway sitrep
We are about halfway there, with 5 weeks remaining until race day. I have not missed a single session so far, and there is definitely...
Johan Malmanger
Jul 281 min read


10k test complete (walrus mode)
10km in the bag, and surprisingly easy, unlocking my 10km run achievement and a pretty good place for halfway through the experiment....
Johan Malmanger
Jul 251 min read


Achievement unlocked!
Finally sub 90! Weight was 89,9 this morning, meaning I finally lost 3kg since I started (~5kg if you also include the weight gain from...
Johan Malmanger
Jul 241 min read


Week 5 progress: win some lose some
This week started with a fun tempo session with 45 sec intervals with 15 sec pause. I completed the session with surprisingly results,...
Johan Malmanger
Jul 211 min read


Achievement unlocked!
Had my first running test of 30 minutes straight today, and my goal heading into it was a negative split and to inch myself under 30 min....
Johan Malmanger
Jul 201 min read


Status update week 4
An overall pretty solid week of work. As usual I have done all my sessions according to plan, if we disregard my complete bust at this...
Johan Malmanger
Jul 142 min read


First real session, an epic fail
On Friday this week I had the first session that looked like something an actual runner would do: 20 min warmup 3 min hard run, 3 min...
Johan Malmanger
Jul 131 min read


Week 3 Progress Report
This week has been exciting! Vacation started, and half the weeks workouts were done in scorching heat in Rome. Also, there is more...
Johan Malmanger
Jul 101 min read


Rome update
36 degrees in the shade ain't got nothing on me. Near heart attack, but pace is 6:20
Johan Malmanger
Jul 101 min read


Week 2 update: are we running yet
The short answer is no, we are not running yet. Not a lot anyway. We are getting some movement and easing into increased workloads while...
Johan Malmanger
Jul 102 min read
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