Motivational speech (booking available)

As an aspiring influencer it is important to build an empire, primarily based on gullible viewers and their misery. I'm thinking I can make some big bucks with motivational speeches:

Moving, powerful stuff indeed

10km test tomorrow

Tomorrow will be my second 10k ever, and I'm hoping it will also be the fastest, otherwise we are in big trouble. I will be doing a progressive run, and I predict my will to live will be equal to, or less than zero for the last 4 kilometers:

This needs to take less than 55 minutes or I am proper fucked.

To aid in my endeavour we are adding some stuff:

• Beet nitrates and caffeine pre workout

• Carbon plated shoes

If these don't add sum srs speed I dunno what will

Completely unrelated someone sent me this:

https://www.tiktok.com/@norwegianedition/video/7136857668903341318

In addition to my purchases (more incoming) I finally dropped some more weight, bringing me down to 87,9 unlocking another achievement! Surely I will fly at the peakest of paces tomorrow.

It's glorious