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The walrus strikes back!

  • Writer: Johan Malmanger
    Johan Malmanger
  • Aug 9
  • 1 min read

The walrus goes for his his second 10k ever, and you won't believe what happens next!!


I'm really leaning into this
I'm really leaning into this

After a night of coughing fits and terrible sleep, 3 AM discussions with chatGPT how to fix a sore throat and Ibuprofene, I pulled my shit together and went for my second 10k ever:


Yeah yeah not winning any oscars for editing soon


Negative splits, like some kind of professional (in 2km chunks)
Negative splits, like some kind of professional (in 2km chunks)

While my time today was a drastic improvement, I did pretty much empty my sleeves with new shoes, caffeine, stamox etc. Only further weight loss and bi-carbonate left to add.


I approached today with a rigid timeplan for execution, starting with a fast carb breakfast at T-3 hours, then stamox (beet powder extract), honey, wicked amounts of caffeine and ibuprofene. It all worked well, so will keep those timings for race day.


Is he lab-growing a new cock, or did he exaggerate the stamox dose
Is he lab-growing a new cock, or did he exaggerate the stamox dose

In summary: Stian should be shitting himself worse than me when I get my bi-carbonate!


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